Friday, November 10, 2006

BENCHED AGAIN!!!!!!

September Eighth,2006 -got a release finally from SFI(abc ODC).Again back to the BENCH...this time with
a purpose , but somewhere something went wrong -yea its the calculation! The deadline of the project was
met quite early than it was meant to be... Why so? Who knows. I have no work to do in that project so i was released as per the rule to the CoRCC (C0 something something resource co-ordination committe) where hundreds of people are supposed to be jobless.
Wait !! wanna roll back to the miscalculation part i forgot mentioning about, i thought that the module would get over only by ' 20th october' and i planned to get a release somehow from the project then and sit on the lousy bench till 'Ravi' (my bro) comes from the royal US in the last week of November. Once he is in the city i wanted to take a leave for atleast 15 days, but , the module got over too early i.e 'Aug 31st' to my bad luck and i was released on 8th of September. Its been two months now that i've been on that cold bench and by the time Ravi comes into the picture,* dogs * would be searching for me to drag me into some project......coz Bench(Business wait) is not my momz house that i can stay there for months together.,some -Bull dogs- called HRs and --Blood hounds-- called PMs would want resources in the projects.......Already i got couple of calls which i somehow managed to reject in a couple of ways , but , the nets are getting closer n closer day by day. Next para!!!
One goose who got released along with me from the previous project couldn't bear the tension of being caught by some wild dogs ,so he surrendered himself to a mongrel at bhuvaneswar. Now the mongrel is about to train the goose for a slog@dog.com ... (slog at the rate of dog .com ) . Once again i managed to slip this one...though the goose lured me so much to join the project that i gave in at a point of time , the mongrel already had too many pple in his project, so ,i am safe. Meanwhile i participated in a technical training program for 15 days to block my status in the availability list of people for projects.......but the training got over this wednesday and now iam back in the pool waiting to be bitten!!!!!
Personal Life has not changed much....but yea..movies at one end ,week ends at the other end are keeping me busy. Now n then i have time to attend cat classes.......(one more veternary stuff). * To be continued later*

2 comments:

Random Walker said...

extreeemely funny!! best thing so far today...

Random Walker said...

no more posts? too busy huh?